Kosher Coke for Passover

Quick! Stock up on Passover Coke, because it doesn’t have High Fructose Corn Syrup in it, just good old-fashioned kosher sugarcane sugar.

Jews can’t eat anything that ferments during Passover, and apparently HFCS makes baby Moses cry. I don’t think Australian Coke actually contains HFCS, because we can grow sugar cane year-round. But you probably dont want to risk it, or else God will kill your firstborn (It’s in the bible. The old one).

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